SOON WE SHALL KNOW

LET'S START AT A VERIFIABLE TRUTH

Eating cheap wine gums doesn’t seem to cure a sore throat.

Me mum and me - I like this picture - my mum doesn’t know she is being photographed and so isn’t suddenly looking the other way

Me mum and me - I like this picture - my mum doesn’t know she is being photographed and so isn’t suddenly looking the other way

My son, his dad, and the little half brother.

My son, his dad, and the little half brother.

Me imitating Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall. Don’t know how to spell his name.

Me imitating Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall. Don’t know how to spell his name.

Why?

Why do I get followed on Twitter by women looking for men? Don’t they know I’m the wrong gender - Isn’t my name a clue? It’s always rather disappointing.

Unexpected!

Now!

Why does searching the word “Tara” bring up lots of pictures of oriental women and a picture of an over sized phallus? 

It’s not a joke by the way - I don’t know the answer.

My ancestor Joseph Leech. My mum used to call him “piggy claw” because of his slightly piggy hands. Someone I quite liked said I looked like him - strange I thought - but I see that perhaps my eyes are like his only a different colour. Not the most flattering remark though - I reckon my head is a nicer shape than that. 

My ancestor Joseph Leech. My mum used to call him “piggy claw” because of his slightly piggy hands. Someone I quite liked said I looked like him - strange I thought - but I see that perhaps my eyes are like his only a different colour. Not the most flattering remark though - I reckon my head is a nicer shape than that. 

Learning the Violin - more awful examples of myself

Two of my friends at a bad taste party - judging by their expressions, it looks like the bad taste was something they ate rather than what they were wearing. 

Two of my friends at a bad taste party - judging by their expressions, it looks like the bad taste was something they ate rather than what they were wearing.