Eating cheap wine gums doesn’t seem to cure a sore throat.
Why do I get followed on Twitter by women looking for men? Don’t they know I’m the wrong gender - Isn’t my name a clue? It’s always rather disappointing.
Why does searching the word “Tara” bring up lots of pictures of oriental women and a picture of an over sized phallus?
It’s not a joke by the way - I don’t know the answer.